You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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