It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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