Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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