i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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