the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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