I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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