he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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