How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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