i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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