There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
no you cant smoke seaweed
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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