You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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