I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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