i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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