If i come over, it means nothing
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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