I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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