So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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