were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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