I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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