I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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