his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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