remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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