I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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