I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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