theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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