Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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