Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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