That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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