New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I will pee on everything he values.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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