So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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