We're facebook friends in real life
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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