OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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