Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
dude. I can hear the air.
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