Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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