i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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