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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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