Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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