So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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