I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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