do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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