i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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