I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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she peed on how many people?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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