It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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