You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize