I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He passed out mid-signature
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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