Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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