Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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