I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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