her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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