He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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