so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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