Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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